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Post by kenny on May 16, 2006 19:05:52 GMT -5
Take:
Fight Ultimatum
LFM
Fury of the Blade
Combine them
Fracture them. [That is, to say:
Cut down the runtime
Reorganise the scenes
Add funny voices and dialog]
An example:
[Bluesabre leans around the corner toting an mp5 in LFM]
Hey, dude, check this out! I got a new toy!
Background voice: What's it do?
Bluesabre: It fires bullets in slow motion!
Kenny: Cool! Try it on me!
[jumps across room, then back, then foward while saying the following]
Ha ha! I can jump around the room like a total retard and it will still miss me!
Bluesabre: So was that cool?
[darts around corner]
Kenny: I want it! GIMMIE!
[Kenny kicks mp5 out of bluesabre's hand]
Bluesabere: Unh! No fair!
[staggers to wall]
Bluesabre: Fine. Make sure to give it back to me!
[Kenny walks up and slashes throat]
Kenny: MY PRESSSSSSSSIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
[Clip of Kenny outside shouting Oh, sh-]
Kenny in high pitched voices: NOW NOW BOYS, DON'T FIGHT!
Kenny inside: Ok, dad! *hehehe*
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Post by Hanna(h) on May 16, 2006 19:18:42 GMT -5
No comment. At least, not yet.
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Post by Eric T. Jones on May 16, 2006 19:29:05 GMT -5
First off, good comedians don't claim their own material is funny. They let the audience figure that out for themselves.
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Post by kenny on May 16, 2006 19:30:35 GMT -5
Aww. I thought it was kinda clever...
This project as I envision it has the potential to be a laugh riot.
I was planning to render the clips from all of the films in black and white with film spots and the lines.
Makes it seem more like the "Fractured Flickers" that this venture is inspired by.
But since we are using our own films for joke sources instead of other people's films like FF and MST3K, we won't get sued!
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Post by Eric T. Jones on May 16, 2006 19:32:54 GMT -5
"Old movie" filters are overused, almost becoming a cliche with amateur video productions. It does sound like a fun idea, though.
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Post by kenny on May 16, 2006 19:56:36 GMT -5
I could do all the dubs by myself if necessary.
I just need the footage from those three films
I also need the camera.
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Post by kenny on May 17, 2006 18:29:08 GMT -5
So can someone send the footage to me?
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Post by iblvinathgcldlv on May 17, 2006 18:50:15 GMT -5
i agree with eric
it sounds promising, but could end with horrific results
just make sure you appeal to senses of humor other than yours
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Post by kenny on May 17, 2006 19:03:28 GMT -5
So come up with some jokes! I encourage ALL who have seen the films to come up with audio gags based on the footage from those three films.
Okay?
Last time I did that was for TIMA, but nobody posted any jokes!
What's up with that?
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Post by iblvinathgcldlv on May 17, 2006 19:30:37 GMT -5
cuz TIMA is mostly political, kenny (as far as ive seen anyway...)
and eric says NO POLITICS ON THE BOARD
and, after a while, somebody''s gonna get offended, and then - bum-buM-BUMMMMM!
admin will break it up, and delete all posts/the topic
and on posting jokes, i think you can handle making your own
you (and eric) know the contents of said films better than the rest of us, so you guys should come up with gags using the footage
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Post by Eric T. Jones on May 17, 2006 19:31:51 GMT -5
Well, sometimes it's also unfamiliarity that can spark creativity with the material- if you're just going to replace the audio on a film clip with a silly, unrelated voiceover.
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Post by Skywalker on May 17, 2006 19:35:31 GMT -5
i'll tell you this...
the funniest jokes are results of spontenaity (spelling? (and i'm in the spelling bee...))
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Post by iblvinathgcldlv on May 17, 2006 19:45:00 GMT -5
yeah, just like eric said
in my opinion, if some of us were to watch the film(s), we could come up with some stuff
other than that, just write down anything you think of when you watch the film(s)
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Post by Eric T. Jones on May 17, 2006 19:45:32 GMT -5
...and turn the sound off if you have to! Nothing more distracting than hearing the original soundtrack.
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Post by iblvinathgcldlv on May 17, 2006 19:46:59 GMT -5
i dunno, eric, some jokes could appear by hearing dialogue (even if there was virtually none in LFM...)
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